amerrypotterurl: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom KFC
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
wartortles: *screams from the rooftops* SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME
johnathanegbert: i found the video source
ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
rainbowbearattack: it’s called call of duty ghosts because the franchise is fucking dead
babyferaligator: to write pussy pussy pussy marijuana on her arms
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
princelypaws: *busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons
translucentginger: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
did this instead of homework
coriandolitorta: scarvenrot: 3half: senorbearjuffy: christ i lITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD SERIOUSLY PAPA JOHNS OMFG
somebody help me get better
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
michaxl: why am i not a disney princess
when is it my turn?
winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
katkinkat: YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT
Reblog if you have this:
quicksilvertrion: …and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you
sorryimclosed: IM LAUHGING SO HARD BECAUSE THE PUNK KID FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SLEEPS LIKE
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
I’m so done. [[MORE]] I don’t even know anymore. I just give up. I have nobody left. The boy I like has probably done something to his phone again or simply is ignoring me So I give up. I’m done. I’m tired of being so alone and nobody liking me.
allonsyforever: One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus